Hello and welcome to a strange new world. You have traveled far through the desert, only to be met time and again by one empty oasis after another. You are lost and alone, wandering, wondering if someone, anyone, knows how you feel. And just when you think you can't go on, and no one could possibly understand your struggle, a hand reaches out to you, lifts you to your feet, and carries you to the promised land. He feeds you knowledge, shelters you from the self-righteous (and the ridiculous), and provides you with the tools you need to survive in this brave new world. You are a stranger in a strange land, but you are not alone. Let him be your guide. Follow closely as you travel together on this adventure of a lifetime. For now, you are a foreigner to "Fatherhood" but soon YOU will be the master of this realm.

"No Man is Expendable!"

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Gift Ideas and More

The most important gift any parent can receive is a healthy, happy little bundle of joy... after that, it's all fair game. Here's some great gift ideas for those all important holidays (Mother's Day, Father's Day,Valentine's Day), birthdays, and observances (Push Gifts, Anniversaries, Gifts to Get You Out of the Dog House). Use them in good health... These are merely suggestions (i.e. please don't sick your wife on me).We all make mistakes. Hopefully you can learn from mine.

Great Gift Ideas:

Push Gifts:

Push it! Push it Real Good: Five Great Gift Ideas for the Mother of Your First Born Child
Just 'Cuz Gifts:

Victoria's Other Secret: Where to Shop When your Wife Complains She has Nothing to Wear Post- Pregnancy
Mother's Day:
Mother Fa@#%&$*! It's Mother's Day Already? Again? What the F@#%? - Great Last Minute Mothers Day Gift Ideas
Oh Mother: Three More Days Til Mother's Day - A Follow Up Report
Father's Day
Time Keeps On Ticking... But That Doesn't Mean I Want A Watch For Father's Day!: One Man's Fight To Retire Outdated Father's Day Gift Ideas 
Baby Clothing:
Check It Out: T-Shirts Any Dad Would Be Proud To Put On His Child5 More Cool Clothing Websites: Toddler and Newborn T-Shirts and Onesies - Awesome! 
Baby Registry:

Top 50 Baby Registry Items c/o babyzone.com
The Long List of What to Buy (Pre-Baby) c/o checkitoff.wordpress.com
But It's My Turn To Play With The Scanning Gun!: Baby Registries - A Man's Guide