LEAVE NO MAN BEHIND

LEAVE NO MAN BEHIND

Hello and welcome to a strange new world. You have traveled far through the desert, only to be met time and again by one empty oasis after another. You are lost and alone, wandering, wondering if someone, anyone, knows how you feel. And just when you think you can't go on, and no one could possibly understand your struggle, a hand reaches out to you, lifts you to your feet, and carries you to the promised land. He feeds you knowledge, shelters you from the self-righteous (and the ridiculous), and provides you with the tools you need to survive in this brave new world. You are a stranger in a strange land, but you are not alone. Let him be your guide. Follow closely as you travel together on this adventure of a lifetime. For now, you are a foreigner to "Fatherhood" but soon YOU will be the master of this realm.

"No Man is Expendable!"

This is Fodder 4 Fathers...

AND THE WINNER IS... OUR FIRST FATHER OF THE YEAR: YOU JUST CAN'T TAKE YOUR EYES OFF OF HIM

Our First Annual Father of the Year Award could have gone to a few contenders, but only one put up a good fight when it came to touching this guy"s skills on the dance floor (see Salsa Larry, our first Father of the Week). So, sorry Larry, we know you can hold your own against the ladies, but this guy (below) is untouchable. Those moves. That shirt. The fact that he has no idea when Labour Day is and could probably care less. I hope the rumors are true, and this was just an act to mess with his daughters, but if it isn't, even better. 


So hats off to you Dad from Dance Fever. You might be lost in the seventies, but you know how to groove with to the beat of the Beebs (as he is called). May we one day be able to burn your outfit along with this record. Until then, keep Leo Sayer's Memory alive.

- Fodder  4 Fathers


Thankfully, video did indeed kill the radio star. Yeesh.

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