Hello and welcome to a strange new world. You have traveled far through the desert, only to be met time and again by one empty oasis after another. You are lost and alone, wandering, wondering if someone, anyone, knows how you feel. And just when you think you can't go on, and no one could possibly understand your struggle, a hand reaches out to you, lifts you to your feet, and carries you to the promised land. He feeds you knowledge, shelters you from the self-righteous (and the ridiculous), and provides you with the tools you need to survive in this brave new world. You are a stranger in a strange land, but you are not alone. Let him be your guide. Follow closely as you travel together on this adventure of a lifetime. For now, you are a foreigner to "Fatherhood" but soon YOU will be the master of this realm.

"No Man is Expendable!"

This is Fodder 4 Fathers...

Rated R: The 100 Best Movie Insults of All Time (Beware: Course Language)

Repeat after me... "F@#% yeah!" This one's just for Mom and Dad. Put the kids to bed. Send Grandma and her sensibilities home, and turn up the volume. The time for watching your words, holding your tongue, and maintaining your composure is over for today. Let loose the trucker mouth and remind yourself what it's like to be an adult (and not a preschooler)... This ought to help you get the Dora The Explorer theme out of your head (you know you were humming it)!


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